Try Not to Say What You're Really Thinking | Funny Christmas Card

Ah, the holidays. A magical time for food, drinks, family togetherness, and exercising every ounce of self-control you possess.

The Try Not to Say What You're Really Thinking Christmas Card offers some practical advice for surviving the holiday gathering: “Eat, drink, and try not to say what you’re really thinking.” Featuring a festive spread of food and drinks, it’s painfully relatable holiday humor for anyone preparing to spend a little too much quality time with family.

Blank inside, because what you actually write is between you and Santa.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• relatable holiday humor – for anyone who has survived a family Christmas gathering
• funny Christmas message – equal parts festive advice and gentle warning
• hand-drawn artwork – playful illustrations of holiday food, drinks, and holly
• blank inside – plenty of room for your own holiday message

📌 Details

• A2 greeting card
• measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded
• premium 16pt thick cardstock
• matte finish
• blank inside
• paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday-color envelope
• hand-drawn design
• reads: “Eat, drink, and try not to say what you’re really thinking”

💖 Perfect For

• funny family Christmas cards
• siblings and cousins
• friends who understand holiday chaos
• coworkers
• sarcastic Christmas greetings
• holiday party hosts
• anyone mentally preparing for the family gathering

Product Features

🎄 Holiday Survival Advice: Eat, drink, and choose your words carefully
🍷 Festively Relatable: Made for those wonderfully complicated family gatherings
💌 Blank Inside: Add your own appropriately filtered message
😂 Snarky Christmas Humor: Because sometimes silence really is a gift