Cryptic Paper Co.
This Occasion Has Been Recognized Card | Sarcastic All-Occasion Notecard
This Occasion Has Been Recognized Card | Sarcastic All-Occasion Notecard
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Sometimes finding the perfect card means choosing between birthday wishes, congratulations, condolences, anniversaries, promotions, graduations, and approximately 47 other highly specific sentiments.
Or you can simply acknowledge that an occasion has occurred.
The This Occasion Has Been Recognized Card skips unnecessary enthusiasm with the magnificently dry message: “As is tradition here is a thick piece of paper folded in half to recognize this occasion.” Printed on kraft paper with bold black lettering, it’s an all-purpose card for anyone whose love language is weaponized understatement.
Birthday? Works. Promotion? Works. Anniversary? Technically, yes. Random achievement you were informed about five minutes ago? Occasion recognized.
✨ Why You'll Love It
- gloriously sarcastic all-occasion message
- useful when traditional greeting cards are simply too enthusiastic
- minimalist kraft-paper design lets the joke do all the work
- blank interior for making the card as sincere—or as unhelpful—as you please
- versatile enough for birthdays, celebrations, milestones, and miscellaneous life events
- perfect to keep on hand for greeting-card emergencies
📌 Product Details
- 110 lb matte card stock
- card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- blank inside
- matching Press and Peel envelope included
- individually packaged with envelope in clear cellophane packaging
- GTIN UPC code printed on back
🎉 Perfect For
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- graduations
- promotions
- congratulations
- retirements
- miscellaneous milestones
- sarcastic friends
- dry humor lovers
- people who consider emotional effusiveness deeply suspicious
Product Features
📄 It Is, In Fact, Paper: Tradition has been honored.
🎉 Every Occasion Covered: Something happened. This card acknowledges it.
😐 Zero Forced Enthusiasm: No balloons. No inspirational poetry. No unnecessary exclamation points.
✍️ Blank Inside: Add heartfelt prose, an inside joke, or simply write “Regards” and make things even weirder.
