I Welcome Thee to Thy Middle Ages Greeting Card

Chivalry isn’t dead… it just comes with back pain now 😌⚔️

Celebrate another trip around the sun with this hilariously charming medieval-inspired birthday card, featuring a noble knight offering a flower and the perfectly dramatic message:
“I welcome thee to thy Middle Ages.”

It’s the ideal blend of romance, humor, and just a tiny existential crisis—perfect for your favorite reader, history lover, or anyone embracing their next chapter with grace (and maybe a little sarcasm).

✨ Why they’ll love it:

• Unique medieval aesthetic with a soft, romantic twist
• Clever wordplay that hits just right
• Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or chaotic) message

📌 Details:

• Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
• Printed on 110lb matte cardstock
• Blank interior
• Includes white self-seal envelope
• Individually packaged in clear cellophane

💌 Perfect for:

• Birthdays with a sense of humor
• Book lovers & historical romance fans
• Friends who deserve both affection and roasting

Because nothing says “I love you” like a knight gently reminding you of your mortality 💐