I Have Never Done Anything Wrong Ever Sticker | Heart Glitter Vinyl Sticker

Accountability? Never heard of her.

The I Have Never Done Anything Wrong Ever Heart Glitter Sticker is for anyone operating under the completely reasonable assumption that everything they have ever done was, in fact, cool and good. Featuring an oversized purple heart, ornate pink lettering, a delicate rose, and a ridiculously sparkly scalloped border, it has the energy of a vintage Valentine making an absolutely indefensible claim.

And really, who are we to argue?

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• reads “I Have Never Done Anything Wrong Ever In My Life”
• super sparkly holographic fine glitter finish
• purple and pink heart design with vintage-inspired lettering
• holographic glitter shifts colors in the light
• water and weatherproof for versatile use

📌 Details

• approximately 3.2 x 3 inches
• holographic fine glitter vinyl material
• water and weatherproof
• heart-shaped design
• sparkly scalloped border
• purple, pink, and teal artwork with rose detail

💖 Perfect For

• people with impeccable selective memory
• lovers of absurdly confident humor
• sarcastic friends
• maximalist sticker collectors
• fans of retro and vintage-inspired designs
• anyone who has reviewed the evidence and cleared themselves of all charges

Product Features

✨ Maximum Sparkle: Holographic fine glitter vinyl shifts colors as it catches the light
💜 Vintage Valentine Energy: A purple heart, ornate lettering, and rose make denial look exceptionally pretty
😇 Completely Innocent: You have investigated yourself and found no wrongdoing
💧 Waterproof: Designed to withstand exposure to water
🌦️ Weatherproof: Suitable for indoor and outdoor surfaces