Seasonal Greetings | Funny Victorian Christmas Card Boxed Set

Nothing says holiday warmth quite like informing someone that social convention required you to acknowledge them.

The Seasonal Greetings Boxed Notecard Set features the wonderfully formal message, “It was deemed proper to extend you our seasonal greetings.” Surrounded by a dramatic red frame and painted florals on kraft paper, it has the air of a Christmas greeting dispatched by a mildly inconvenienced Victorian relative who takes etiquette very seriously.

Each boxed set includes 8 matching cards and kraft envelopes, giving you plenty of opportunities to fulfill your seasonal social obligations with impeccable manners and minimal emotional vulnerability.

✨ Why You'll Love It

• includes 8 matching Christmas notecards and envelopes
• hilariously formal seasonal greeting with Victorian-inspired attitude
• vintage-style floral artwork on kraft paper
• blank interiors for adding your own holiday message
• retail-ready kraft window box also makes it easy to gift
• designed, printed, and packaged by a small studio in the United States

📌 Product Details

• set of 8 folded A2 notecards
• card size: 4.25" × 5.5"
• printed on premium 110 lb cardstock
• 8 matching kraft paper envelopes included
• blank interior
• packaged in a kraft window gift box
• product details and UPC code included on packaging
• designed, printed, and packaged in the United States
• sold as a complete boxed set
• © 2026 Cryptic Paper Co. All Rights Reserved.
• artwork may not be reproduced without permission

🎄 Perfect For

• sarcastic Christmas correspondence
• Victorian and vintage aesthetic lovers
• dry humor enthusiasts
• gothic holiday collections
• friends with impeccable comedic taste
• coworkers and acquaintances
• Christmas card exchanges
• unconventional holiday greetings
• people you are socially obligated to acknowledge
• anyone who considers excessive cheer terribly undignified

Product Features

🎩 Proper Holiday Etiquette: The seasonal greeting has been formally extended. Your obligation is complete.

🌹 Victorian-ish Drama: Florals, ornate typography, and just enough severity to suggest someone may be scandalized.

😐 Aggressively Cordial: Not cold. Not warm. Precisely the socially acceptable temperature.

✍️ Blank Inside: Continue the bit with formal correspondence or ruin everything by writing something genuinely affectionate.