Merry Christmas, Despite Everything | Dark Humor Christmas Card Boxed Set

For when the holidays are here, the lights are twinkling, the cookies are baked, and somehow everything is still... a lot.

This boxed Christmas card set embraces holiday cheer with just the right amount of exhausted resignation. Featuring the wonderfully dry sentiment “Merry Christmas, despite everything,” framed in a dark vintage-inspired design with golden starbursts, these cards are made for anyone who loves their Christmas greetings a little gothic, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.

With 8 matching cards and kraft envelopes, you can spread seasonal cheer to your favorite fellow survivors without pretending everything is merry and bright.

✨ Why You'll Love It

• includes 8 matching Christmas notecards and envelopes
• sarcastic holiday message for people who prefer dry humor to sugary sentiment
• dark, vintage-inspired artwork with gold-toned celestial details
• blank interiors leave plenty of room for your own message
• comes in a kraft window gift box for easy storage or gifting
• designed, printed, and packaged by a small studio in the United States

📌 Product Details

• set of 8 folded A2 notecards
• card size: 4.25" × 5.5"
• printed on premium 110 lb cardstock
• 8 matching kraft paper envelopes included
• blank interior
• packaged in a kraft window gift box
• product details and UPC code included on packaging
• designed, printed, and packaged in the United States
• sold as a complete boxed set

🎄 Perfect For

• sarcastic Christmas card lovers
• dark humor enthusiasts
• gothic holiday aesthetics
• friends who have also endured everything
• coworkers with a sense of humor
• unconventional holiday greetings
• Christmas care packages
• hostess and holiday gifts
• anyone whose seasonal spirit is hanging on by one strand of tinsel

Product Features

🎄 Festive-ish: It says Merry Christmas. That counts.

🖤 For the Darkly Merry: Vintage-inspired black framing gives traditional Christmas correspondence a moodier little twist.

😮💨 Painfully Relatable: Because sometimes “despite everything” is the most sincere holiday sentiment available.

✍️ Your Chaos, Your Message: Every card is blank inside, so you can add heartfelt wishes, inappropriate jokes, or a brief annual proof-of-life statement.