Remember When Phones Had Cords? Funny Nostalgia Greeting Card

A little nostalgia… and a lot of sarcasm.

This funny anytime card throws it back to simpler times — when phones had cords, life felt slower, and annoying people had to stay within arm’s reach.

Front message reads:
“Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days…”

Perfect for friends who appreciate dark humor, workplace venting, or anyone who misses the oddly satisfying simplicity of the pre-cell-phone era.

Blank inside so you can customize your message — supportive, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.

Product Details

• Front reads: Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days…
• Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
• Blank inside for your message
• Printed on heavy textured linen paper
• Includes brown kraft envelope
• Packaged in a clear protective cello sleeve
• Made in Ridgefield, Washington

Great for birthdays, friendships, coworker gifts, or just sending a laugh when someone needs it.