You're the Reason I Haven’t Committed a Felony Friendship Card

Some friendships are wholesome. Others are the only thing standing between you and a felony charge.

This Snarky Friendship Card celebrates the best kind of friendship—the one where your bestie talks you down, laughs with you through chaos, and occasionally stops you from making truly terrible decisions.

Featuring the message:

“You’re the reason I haven’t committed a felony this week.”

Perfect for best friends who share dark humor, questionable life commentary, and the kind of loyalty that keeps life interesting.

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, inside joke, or a reminder that they’re legally obligated to stay your friend.

Card Details
• Text: You’re the reason I haven’t committed a felony this week
• Size: A2 (4.25" × 5.5")
• Printed on luxe cover stock

Included
• Kraft envelope
• Made in the USA

Perfect For
• Best friends
• Chaotic bestie appreciation
• Just-because friendship gifts
• Dark humor lovers