{"product_id":"sticker-kill-them-with-kindness","title":"Kill Them With Kindness Sticker | Sarcastic Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eKindness is a virtue. \u003cstrong\u003ePatience, unfortunately, has limits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eKill Them With Kindness Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e reads, “This whole ‘kill them with kindness’ thing is taking way longer than anticipated,” perfectly capturing the experience of trying to be the bigger person when being petty would be significantly more satisfying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it’s an excellent addition to laptops, water bottles, journals, phone cases, coolers, car windows, and anywhere else that could use a little passive-aggressive wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eperfectly sarcastic\u003c\/strong\u003e – for anyone discovering that kindness is apparently a long-term strategy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003esimple statement design\u003c\/strong\u003e – lets the joke do all the work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ewaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e – suitable for both indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003efunny gift potential\u003c\/strong\u003e – especially for that friend whose patience deserves an award\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📌 Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eapproximately 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecustom die-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehigh-quality white vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esemi-gloss finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esuitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💖 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with stories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epassive-aggressive optimists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaptop and water bottle decorating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny stocking stuffers and small gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone \u003cstrong\u003etrying very hard\u003c\/strong\u003e to choose kindness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😇 \u003cstrong\u003eRelatable Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kindness is taking considerably longer than expected\u003cbr\u003e💬 \u003cstrong\u003eSarcastic Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e A little petty without actually saying the petty thing\u003cbr\u003e💧 \u003cstrong\u003eWaterproof:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made for more than just notebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed in the United States\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slightly Askew Art","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58745479102624,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/02c61a4943488400021affcffc0a10ed15c35b21ccf08b50b563017c75ea349f.jpg?v=1787202595","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/sticker-kill-them-with-kindness","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}