{"product_id":"sassy-mothers-day-card","title":"Nursing Home Funny Mother’s Day Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"232\"\u003eFor moms who raised kids with a sense of humor—and can take a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"266\"\u003eSassy Mother’s Day Card\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers bold, sarcastic humor with the message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e“If you think this Mother’s Day card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"556\"\u003ePerfect for families who show love through teasing and laughter. It’s the kind of card that gets a shocked look… followed by a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"686\"\u003eBlank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, apology, or reassurance that you’ll actually pick a \u003cem data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"672\"\u003enice\u003c\/em\u003e nursing home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eCard Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"712\"\u003e• Text: \u003cem data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eIf you think this Mother’s Day card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e• Inside: Blank\u003cbr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e• Size: A2 (4.25\" × 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eIncluded\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e• Kraft envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"904\"\u003e• Packaged in a protective cello sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"965\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"968\"\u003e• Mother’s Day\u003cbr data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e• Moms with a bold sense of humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e• Sarcastic greeting cards\u003cbr data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003e• Funny family jokes\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53237217689760,"sku":"MOM002","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/950cc15a9451d8debc8a03db09fd6742c357108a864cdd0e958c545d5a7e90c1.png?v=1770428419","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/sassy-mothers-day-card","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}