{"product_id":"sarcastic-card-with-all-occasion-message-kraft-paper","title":"This Occasion Has Been Recognized Card | Sarcastic All-Occasion Notecard","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSometimes finding the perfect card means choosing between birthday wishes, congratulations, condolences, anniversaries, promotions, graduations, and approximately 47 other highly specific sentiments.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOr you can simply acknowledge that \u003cstrong\u003ean occasion has occurred.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eThis Occasion Has Been Recognized Card\u003c\/strong\u003e skips unnecessary enthusiasm with the magnificently dry message: \u003cstrong\u003e“As is tradition here is a thick piece of paper folded in half to recognize this occasion.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on kraft paper with bold black lettering, it’s an all-purpose card for anyone whose love language is weaponized understatement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBirthday? Works. Promotion? Works. Anniversary? Technically, yes. Random achievement you were informed about five minutes ago? \u003cstrong\u003eOccasion recognized.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egloriously sarcastic all-occasion message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003euseful when traditional greeting cards are simply too enthusiastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eminimalist kraft-paper design lets the joke do all the work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior for making the card as sincere—or as unhelpful—as you please\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eversatile enough for birthdays, celebrations, milestones, and miscellaneous life events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfect to keep on hand for greeting-card emergencies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e110 lb matte card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ematching Press and Peel envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eindividually packaged with envelope in clear cellophane packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGTIN UPC code printed on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎉 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egraduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epromotions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003econgratulations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eretirements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emiscellaneous milestones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edry humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who consider emotional effusiveness deeply suspicious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e📄 \u003cstrong\u003eIt Is, In Fact, Paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tradition has been honored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎉 \u003cstrong\u003eEvery Occasion Covered:\u003c\/strong\u003e Something happened. This card acknowledges it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e😐 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Forced Enthusiasm:\u003c\/strong\u003e No balloons. No inspirational poetry. No unnecessary exclamation points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add heartfelt prose, an inside joke, or simply write “Regards” and make things even weirder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58743821041824,"sku":"NCR-AS-TRADITION-BROWN","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/1377d1f9efbbde9f42f2d1b30b95206b9f94841f7af16ebefc3281d780d98e90.png?v=1787158910","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/sarcastic-card-with-all-occasion-message-kraft-paper","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}