{"product_id":"santa-saw-what-you-were-reading-bookish-greeting-card","title":"Santa Saw What You Were Reading Greeting Card | Spicy Bookish Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere goes the Nice List.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎅🌶️📚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSanta Saw What You Were Reading Greeting Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for the romance reader who knows perfectly well what's been happening between the covers—and apparently, so does Santa. 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