{"product_id":"mothers-day-anytime-card-selling-to-circus","title":"Thanks for Not Selling Me to the Circus Funny Mom Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"227\"\u003eGrowing up, we didn’t realize how close we came to being sold to the circus… but now? Now we get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eThis funny card is the perfect way to thank Mom for her patience, love, and incredible restraint through all those chaotic childhood moments. Sweet, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it’s great for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anytime Mom deserves a laugh and a little appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"600\"\u003eBlank inside so you can add your own heartfelt, funny, or slightly apologetic message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eFront reads: \u003cem data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e“dear mom, thanks for not feeding me to sharks or selling me to the circus. i now understand it was a real possibility.”\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eSize: A2 (5.5\" x 4.25\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eBlank inside for your personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003ePrinted on heavy textured linen paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eIncludes brown kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003ePackaged in a protective clear cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eMade in Ridgefield, Washington\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003ePerfect for moms who survived raising us… somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Attitude Stationery Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53237236695200,"sku":"INK262","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/0b964bc1efab3708c5837359245abfcd2d7aff94533dc0c896c34ac87b93e0fe.jpg?v=1770428723","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/mothers-day-anytime-card-selling-to-circus","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}