{"product_id":"most-tolerable-christmas-wishes-boxed-notecard-set","title":"Most Tolerable Christmas Wishes | Sarcastic Christmas Card Boxed Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor those special people in your life who deserve nothing less than your \u003cstrong\u003emost tolerable Christmas wishes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis delightfully dry boxed Christmas card set pairs the wonderfully restrained sentiment \u003cstrong\u003e“I extend to you my most tolerable Christmas wishes”\u003c\/strong\u003e with an ornate red vintage-inspired frame printed on kraft paper. It’s festive without becoming alarmingly cheerful, sentimental without actually requiring sentiment, and ideal for anyone who believes affection is best expressed through sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach set includes \u003cstrong\u003e8 matching cards and kraft envelopes\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can begrudgingly extend holiday goodwill to multiple deserving recipients.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eincludes 8 matching Christmas notecards and envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic holiday message with impeccable deadpan delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evintage-inspired red frame creates an old-fashioned Christmas-card feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekraft paper gives the design a warm, slightly unconventional holiday look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interiors let you decide exactly how tolerable your actual wishes will be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epackaged in a kraft window gift box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned, printed, and packaged by a small studio in the United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eset of 8 folded A2 notecards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 4.25\" × 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted on premium 110 lb cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 matching kraft paper envelopes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epackaged in a retail-ready kraft window gift box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eproduct details and UPC code included on packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned, printed, and packaged in the United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esold as a complete boxed set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e© 2026 Cryptic Paper Co. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eartwork may not be reproduced without permission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic Christmas card lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edry humor enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egothic and alternative holiday collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends who understand exactly how much you tolerate them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings and extended family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional Christmas card exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eholiday hostess gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who find traditional holiday sentiment suspicious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone deserving your \u003cstrong\u003emost tolerable\u003c\/strong\u003e seasonal affection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eMaximum Tolerability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm wishes seemed excessive. These are appropriately restrained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas for the Sarcastic:\u003c\/strong\u003e All the social usefulness of a traditional holiday card without the aggressive merriment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🖼️ \u003cstrong\u003eVintage-Inspired Drama:\u003c\/strong\u003e An ornate red frame lends an almost formal dignity to your profoundly mediocre wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Write something heartfelt if you must. No one will stop you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58743821172896,"sku":"SET-TOLERABLE-XMAS-WISHES","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/bfe22443a979ad36d44c2bab094f41059bc98e04286f6d9875baeb1aee64b086.jpg?v=1787158922","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/most-tolerable-christmas-wishes-boxed-notecard-set","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}