{"product_id":"most-tolerable-christmas-sarcastic-holiday-notecard","title":"Most Tolerable Christmas Wishes Notecard | Sarcastic Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWarmest wishes felt a little excessive.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMost Tolerable Christmas Wishes Notecard\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers exactly the appropriate amount of seasonal affection with the delightfully restrained message, \u003cstrong\u003e“I extend to you my most tolerable Christmas wishes.”\u003c\/strong\u003e An ornate red vintage-inspired frame against kraft paper gives the card an old-fashioned holiday look—which only makes the spectacular lack of enthusiasm funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt’s perfect for the friend, sibling, coworker, or fellow holiday cynic who understands that sometimes \u003cem\u003etolerable\u003c\/em\u003e is actually very high praise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehilariously understated Christmas sentiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eideal for dry, sarcastic, and dark senses of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evintage-inspired red frame gives it an old-fashioned holiday feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior leaves room for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esubstantial 110 lb matte card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ea wonderfully unconventional alternative to sentimental Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e110 lb matte card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ematching Press and Peel envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eindividually packaged with envelope in clear cellophane packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGTIN UPC code printed on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e© 2026 Cryptic Paper Co. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eartwork may not be reproduced without permission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eholiday cynics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egothic Christmas fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional Christmas greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethat person you tolerate \u003cstrong\u003eextremely\u003c\/strong\u003e well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eHigh Praise, Actually:\u003c\/strong\u003e You could have sent them merely adequate wishes.\u003cbr\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eAppropriately Festive:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas has been acknowledged. Obligations fulfilled.\u003cbr\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eDry Humor Approved:\u003c\/strong\u003e For relationships built on affection disguised as insults.\u003cbr\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Escalate to “moderately pleasant New Year” at your discretion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58743821205664,"sku":"NCR-TOLERABLE-XMAS-WISHES","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/028da96e894cac13a12a2ee070d90c0ef108c129223f02111e254dde82e28da1_5f78dbd1-917f-4b5d-9172-8d10d82526f8.png?v=1787158926","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/most-tolerable-christmas-sarcastic-holiday-notecard","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}