{"product_id":"killer-christmas-card","title":"Killer Christmas Card | Slasher Horror Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHave yourself a merry little massacre. 🎄🔪\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eKiller Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e brings slasher season straight into the holidays with a lineup of horror movie-inspired killers dressed for the occasion. Santa hats, wrapped presents, festive sweaters—and an alarming number of sharp objects—make this the Christmas card for anyone whose holiday movie marathon contains considerably more screaming than sleigh bells.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing the gloriously cheerful message \u003cstrong\u003e“Have a Killer Christmas!”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this horror fan-art card is blank inside so you can add your own festive greeting. Sweet, sentimental, mildly threatening—you have options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehorror movie-inspired Christmas artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eplayful homage to iconic slasher films\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Have a Killer Christmas!” front message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecombines holiday cheer with horror fandom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eoriginal fan art by Terrence Horan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esustainably sourced and printed in the artist's studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Killer Christmas greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 5\" x 7\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eincludes a 100% recycled envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eheavyweight matte recycled linen cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esustainably sourced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted in the artist's studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehomage\/fan art by Terrence Horan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🔪 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehorror movie fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eslasher fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003espooky Christmas celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehorror-loving friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional holiday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003escary movie marathon buddies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehorror collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreepmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone who considers horror a year-round lifestyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eSlasher Bells Are Ringing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing says Christmas quite like Santa hats and an assortment of deeply concerning weapons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePresents to Die For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our festive murder crew even brought gifts. Don't ask what's in the boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🔪 \u003cstrong\u003eSpooky Season Never Ends:\u003c\/strong\u003e Halloween is over only if you allow it to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add your own Christmas wishes, horror jokes, or a reassuring note that the package definitely isn't ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spooky Cat Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58756752998560,"sku":"110174\tCARD\/XMAS\/HORROR","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/a1938b19a0e63ae473ada80efe2c1656f081dad1551579b7cf2a97cd7993162f.jpg?v=1787445740","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/killer-christmas-card","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}