{"product_id":"funny-dark-humor-christmas-notecard-on-kraft-paper","title":"Christmas Miracle Kraft Notecard | Funny Dark Humor Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBecause apparently \u003cstrong\u003e“peace on Earth” also requires enduring an alarming amount of cheer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Miracle Kraft Notecard\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone whose holiday spirit leans a little more gothic, sarcastic, and magnificently weary. Featuring the line \u003cstrong\u003e“Enduring all this blasted cheer will be a Christmas miracle indeed,”\u003c\/strong\u003e the design pairs an ornate dark green vintage-inspired frame with warm kraft paper for a delightfully old-fashioned, slightly ominous holiday aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBlank inside, it leaves plenty of room for season’s greetings, heartfelt sentiments, or a detailed accounting of everything you have already endured in the name of Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic Christmas sentiment for the cheerfully uncheerful\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekraft paper gives the design a warm, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eornate gothic-style frame adds dark holiday charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior for your own personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emade with substantial 110 lb matte card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ean unconventional alternative to traditional Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e110 lb matte card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ematching Press and Peel envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eindividually packaged with envelope in clear cellophane packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGTIN UPC code printed on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ealso available as a gift bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e© 2026 Cryptic Paper Co. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eartwork may not be reproduced without permission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egothic Christmas collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eholiday curmudgeons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ealternative Christmas enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebook lovers with dry senses of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny coworker cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional holiday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople currently at maximum cheer capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eA Little Gothic:\u003c\/strong\u003e For Christmas, but make it vaguely Victorian and disgruntled.\u003cbr\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eSeasonally Appropriate:\u003c\/strong\u003e It says Christmas. Nobody said you had to be enthusiastic about it.\u003cbr\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Write something heartfelt. Or document your grievances.\u003cbr\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Survival Achievement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Endured the blasted cheer. Witnessed a miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58743821009056,"sku":"NCR-SARCASTIC-XMAS-MIRACLE-KRAFT","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/3a083327e0ed4e7abfd7d02f240ba1ab92d992c4afe63622796416a79758dc22.png?v=1787158906","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/funny-dark-humor-christmas-notecard-on-kraft-paper","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}