{"product_id":"funny-cthulhu-card-for-nerdy-mom","title":"Funny Cthulhu Mom Card – Nerdy Mother’s Day Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eBecause nothing says motherhood like ancient, all-powerful devotion… with a hint of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eThis adorable (and slightly terrifying) Cthulhu mom and baby card is perfect for the nerdy mom who appreciates a little dark humor with her love. Sweet, strange, and unforgettable—it’s a Mother’s Day card that actually stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003ePerfect for moms who love horror, books, or just embracing their full, powerful, slightly intimidating energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1047\"\u003eCard Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2mvopm\" data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003ePrinted on 110lb matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ssy6nd\" data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gn5gg0\" data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eIncludes envelope (easy peel \u0026amp; press seal)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g5mipu\" data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003ePackaged individually in a clear cellophane sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1330\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eFeaturing the message:\u003cbr data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e“Like Cthulhu, a mother’s love is eternal, wise, and terrifying when awoken.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53190586204320,"sku":"14994762","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/bb6deaf8c69b6b85f34dcbad8c5654fd48f72a7f7db9cbe5dc5364500dde4606.png?v=1768860862","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/funny-cthulhu-card-for-nerdy-mom","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}