{"product_id":"dark-humor-glitter-bitch-notepad-sticker","title":"BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA wholesome little affirmation exercise. Nothing suspicious happening here. 💕✨\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBITCH Notepad Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e looks like a sweet handwritten list of positive qualities: \u003cstrong\u003eBeautiful. Imaginative. Thankful. Charming. Headstrong.\u003c\/strong\u003e Read those highlighted first letters again, though, and suddenly this adorable pink notepad has a little more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFinished with a \u003cstrong\u003eglitter protective laminate\u003c\/strong\u003e, this is the perfect combination of cute stationery aesthetic and sneaky profanity. From a distance? Precious. Up close? Even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClever acrostic design spells “BITCH”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the affirmations Beautiful, Imaginative, Thankful, Charming, and Headstrong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCute pink notepad artwork with a flower paperclip detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlitter laminate adds extra sparkle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof for decorating everyday items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEqual parts sweet, sarcastic, and delightfully inappropriate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 2.03\" x 2.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof matte vinyl sticker paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlitter protective laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality matte sticker paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaminate finish helps protect against scratches, water, wear, and tear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinished with a glitter laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💖 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic sticker collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark humor lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esweary stationery fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebookish babes with questionable language\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaptops and iPads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKindles and e-readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enotebooks and planners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ephones and phone cases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewater bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoolers and fridges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny gifts for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e💕 \u003cstrong\u003ePositive Affirmations Only:\u003c\/strong\u003e Beautiful! Imaginative! Thankful! Charming! Headstrong! See? Completely wholesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eRead the Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Or, in this case, perhaps just read vertically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌸 \u003cstrong\u003eSweet on the Surface:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pink stationery, a little flower, pretty lettering... absolutely nothing to see here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e😇 \u003cstrong\u003ePlausible Deniability Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e “What? It’s just a list of compliments.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Half Assed Crafts Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58782432297120,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/aaa2383bea1df3d0cf8046cab9e27bcc107bbd089640f4031417c77a95dff802.jpg?v=1787976832","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/dark-humor-glitter-bitch-notepad-sticker","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}