{"product_id":"dark-humor-christmas-card-boxed-set","title":"Merry Christmas, Despite Everything | Dark Humor Christmas Card Boxed Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor when the holidays are here, the lights are twinkling, the cookies are baked, and somehow \u003cstrong\u003eeverything is still... a lot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis boxed Christmas card set embraces holiday cheer with just the right amount of exhausted resignation. Featuring the wonderfully dry sentiment \u003cstrong\u003e“Merry Christmas, despite everything,”\u003c\/strong\u003e framed in a dark vintage-inspired design with golden starbursts, these cards are made for anyone who loves their Christmas greetings a little gothic, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith \u003cstrong\u003e8 matching cards and kraft envelopes\u003c\/strong\u003e, you can spread seasonal cheer to your favorite fellow survivors without pretending everything is merry and bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eincludes 8 matching Christmas notecards and envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic holiday message for people who prefer dry humor to sugary sentiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark, vintage-inspired artwork with gold-toned celestial details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interiors leave plenty of room for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomes in a kraft window gift box for easy storage or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned, printed, and packaged by a small studio in the United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📌 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eset of 8 folded A2 notecards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecard size: 4.25\" × 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted on premium 110 lb cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 matching kraft paper envelopes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epackaged in a kraft window gift box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eproduct details and UPC code included on packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned, printed, and packaged in the United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esold as a complete boxed set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic Christmas card lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edark humor enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egothic holiday aesthetics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends who have also endured \u003cem\u003eeverything\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional holiday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas care packages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehostess and holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone whose seasonal spirit is hanging on by one strand of tinsel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eFestive-ish:\u003c\/strong\u003e It says Merry Christmas. That counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eFor the Darkly Merry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage-inspired black framing gives traditional Christmas correspondence a moodier little twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e😮💨 \u003cstrong\u003ePainfully Relatable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because sometimes “despite everything” is the most sincere holiday sentiment available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eYour Chaos, Your Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every card is blank inside, so you can add heartfelt wishes, inappropriate jokes, or a brief annual proof-of-life statement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58743821107360,"sku":"SET-MERRY-XMAS-DESPITE","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/bde3e963bcbe601e2f438cf1be582e8555f247488887158d26bc32098196796b.jpg?v=1787158917","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/dark-humor-christmas-card-boxed-set","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}