{"product_id":"crush-a-lot-funny-christmas-card","title":"Crush A Lot Card | Funny Nutcracker Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHe’s not a player. He just has a very specific skill set.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCrush A Lot Card\u003c\/strong\u003e gives the classic Christmas nutcracker a cheeky upgrade with the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Equal parts holiday tradition, hip-hop-inspired humor, and ridiculous Christmas pun, it’s an excellent choice for anyone whose sense of humor doesn’t disappear just because December arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold nutcracker illustration and perfectly deadpan expression, this card is ready for your funniest friend, favorite holiday troublemaker, or anyone who appreciates a Christmas card with a little more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny twist on the classic Christmas nutcracker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echeeky “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot” message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfect balance of festive, punny, and irreverent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside for your own funny, sweet, or mildly inappropriate message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efun alternative to traditional Christmas greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📌 Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 Christmas greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emeasures 4.25\" × 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereads: “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted on eco-friendly recycled cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eincludes kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💖 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enutcracker fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epun lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehip-hop fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eunconventional holiday card shoppers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estocking stuffers and small Christmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone who absolutely crushes the holidays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTraditional nutcracker. Questionable pickup line. Perfect Christmas card.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Lovelies Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58744097177760,"sku":"C941","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/a9ef5a3d81b55c69ce130c9e04a187864cb818646f75018de85389e9b0f52a2e.jpg?v=1787161822","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/crush-a-lot-funny-christmas-card","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}