{"product_id":"anytime-card-strangle-with-phone","title":"Remember When Phones Had Cords? Funny Nostalgia Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eA little nostalgia… and a lot of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"327\"\u003eThis funny anytime card throws it back to simpler times — when phones had cords, life felt slower, and annoying people had to stay within arm’s reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"433\"\u003eFront message reads:\u003cbr data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e“Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days…”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"580\"\u003ePerfect for friends who appreciate dark humor, workplace venting, or anyone who misses the oddly satisfying simplicity of the pre-cell-phone era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eBlank inside so you can customize your message — supportive, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eFront reads: \u003cem data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eRemember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days…\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eSize: A2 (5.5\" x 4.25\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eBlank inside for your message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003ePrinted on heavy textured linen paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eIncludes brown kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003ePackaged in a clear protective cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eMade in Ridgefield, Washington\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003eGreat for birthdays, friendships, coworker gifts, or just sending a laugh when someone needs it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Attitude Stationery Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53237236367520,"sku":"INK105","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/4582\/1600\/files\/3daf3e6e663cdbb39141aded26d7c48b297e3926558373433fd9f1f7e2b9dbd0.jpg?v=1770428715","url":"https:\/\/romantiquebooks.com\/products\/anytime-card-strangle-with-phone","provider":"Romantique Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}